Bratwursts

I used to be a bratwurst vendor in the city back in the 80's, I ran the business my self. I named it Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwursts. That was back when I was still less evil than I am today. However, my business was stolen by those hot dog vendors depite me with superior workmanship, finer meats and exotic spices. They had it all with their fancy chrome plated carts, endorsement deals and fancy blimps! A few years ago, I created my greatest invention yet: the Hot-dog-vendor-revenge-inator! It was supposed to off a blast to a hot dog vendor, encasing the hot dogs in ice, forcing them to sell my bratwurst instead of hot dogs. But no, I can never have anything! It was ironically destroyed by a giant avalanche of bratwursts.